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奇葩同桌的日常

第五話:盤點(diǎn)尤琦的神技能(上)

奇葩同桌的日常 貓之天空城 895 2019-12-22 07:01:00

  {"body":[{"id":"42117346214543360","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"我同桌尤琦是一個不講衛(wèi)生的人"},{"id":"42117346214543361","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"他基本不怎么洗頭所以有了之前的油琦的外號"},{"id":"42117346214543362","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"他自創(chuàng)十大神技能"},{"id":"42117346214543363","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"今天我來和大家聊聊"},{"id":"42117346214543364","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"TOP10"},{"id":"42117346214543365","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"摳牙神功"},{"id":"42117346214543366","sort":"6144","type":2,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"42117119672288846"},{"id":"42117346214543367","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"不論什么東西都可以用了扣牙"},{"id":"42117346214543368","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"天涯淪落"},{"id":"42117346214543369","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"42117252262638246","content":"啊"},{"id":"42117346214543370","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"你咋把手稿放上去了?"},{"id":"42117346214543371","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"42117252262638246","content":"沒辦法,只有手稿上有配圖????"},{"id":"42117346214543372","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"好吧"},{"id":"42117346214543373","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"繼續(xù)聽我講"},{"id":"42117346214543374","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"TOP9"},{"id":"42117346214543375","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"打嗝大法"},{"id":"42117346214543376","sort":"16384","type":2,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"42117345158083931"},{"id":"42118115282125824","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"無論尤琦吃什么喝什么,就算是礦泉水喝下去立馬打出驚天動地的響嗝!"},{"id":"42118115282125825","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"41075578811953478","content":"嗝~"},{"id":"42118115282125826","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"禎禎捂著鼻子"},{"id":"42118115282125827","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"對了,再補(bǔ)充一句,而且特別臭!堪稱生化武器!"},{"id":"42118115282125828","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"其余的幾個人,全跑出去了。"},{"id":"42118115282125829","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"41075578811953478","content":"這也沒多大味!干啥這么夸張?"},{"id":"42118115282125830","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"還沒多大味兒?信不信我左手太極拳,右手劍刺向身前?"},{"id":"42118115282125831","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"說著禎禎在凳子底下,抽出他用紙做的長劍"},{"id":"42118115282125832","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"41075578811953478","content":"行了行了,怕了你了,我上廁所去了。"},{"id":"42118115282125833","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"去吧去吧"},{"id":"42118115282125834","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"尤琦向廁所奔去。"},{"id":"42118115282125835","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"半小時后"},{"id":"42118115282125836","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"怎么還沒回來?掉廁所里了?"},{"id":"42118115282125837","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"管他干啥,繼續(xù)講!"},{"id":"42118115282125838","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"好"},{"id":"42118115282125839","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"TOP8"},{"id":"42118115282125840","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"漫天飛雪"},{"id":"42118115282125841","sort":"34816","type":2,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"42117712109340322"},{"id":"42118115282125842","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"這個大家都知道,我就不過多贅述了!"},{"id":"42118115282125843","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"我們知道,但是班主任好像還不知道。"},{"id":"42118115282125844","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"42095360831108091","content":"我確實(shí)不知道,你說說吧。"},{"id":"42118115282125845","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"好吧,我怕你吃不下中午飯。"},{"id":"42118115282125846","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"42095360831108091","content":"趕緊說!"},{"id":"42118115282125847","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"嗯……就是嘛……他一撓頭發(fā)大塊兒大塊兒的頭皮屑,像下雪了一樣往下落。"},{"id":"42118115282125848","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"42095360831108091","content":"嘔~"},{"id":"42118115282125849","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"班主任聽完后飛快地沖向了廁所"},{"id":"42118115282125850","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"我就說吧 ,太惡心了,真沒法再說了。"},{"id":"42118115282125851","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"對了,我記著,尤琦好像還在廁所里"},{"id":"42118115282125852","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"我的天吶,咱們趕緊去廁所看看。"},{"id":"42118115282125853","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"于是二人到了廁所。"},{"id":"42118115282125854","sort":"48128","type":1,"role":"41075578811953478","content":"老師,老師你怎么了?"},{"id":"42118115282125855","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"此時的班主任躺在地上抽搐,口吐白沫"},{"id":"42118115282125856","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"尤琦,老師怎么了?"},{"id":"42118115282125857","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"八成是被你嚇的。"},{"id":"42118115282125858","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"41075578811953478","content":"蔣哥,你說對了。"},{"id":"42118115282125859","sort":"53248","type":1,"role":"41075578811953478","content":"我剛才想從廁所里出來,剛到門口就碰到老師。我剛想解釋,沒想到老師怪叫一聲,就躺在地上成你們現(xiàn)在看到這樣了。"},{"id":"42118115282125860","sort":"54272","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"算了,打120吧。"},{"id":"42118115282125861","sort":"55296","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"禎禎,我感覺你真不應(yīng)該給老師講那個東西。"},{"id":"42118115282125862","sort":"56320","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"我覺得也是。"},{"id":"42118115282125863","sort":"57344","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"10分鐘之后,急救人員來了,將班主任拉上車就走了。"},{"id":"42118115282125864","sort":"58368","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"還繼續(xù)聽嗎?"},{"id":"42118115282125865","sort":"59392","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"繼續(xù)說"},{"id":"42118115282125866","sort":"60416","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"這是三水從外面回來"},{"id":"42118115282125867","sort":"61440","type":1,"role":"41075725931358662","content":"你能說什么呢?老師呢?"},{"id":"42118115282125868","sort":"62464","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"問禎禎"},{"id":"42118115282125869","sort":"63488","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"三水將目光轉(zhuǎn)移到禎禎身上。"},{"id":"42118115282125870","sort":"64512","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"在醫(yī)院呢。"},{"id":"42118115282125871","sort":"65536","type":1,"role":"41075725931358662","content":"咋的了?"},{"id":"42118115282125872","sort":"66560","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"剛才我在講尤琦的十大技能,講到漫天飛雪,別人都聽過了,我就不講了。但怎么老師非要聽,講完了之后。就去廁所吐了,剛到廁所門口就碰到了尤琦,然后就暈過去了,當(dāng)時還口吐白沫,全身抽搐,完了打120,上醫(yī)院了。"},{"id":"42118115282125873","sort":"67584","type":1,"role":"41075725931358662","content":"厲害厲害"},{"id":"42118115282125874","sort":"68608","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"厲害什么呀?蔣哥咱倆去醫(yī)院看看老師吧。"},{"id":"42118115282125875","sort":"69632","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"好"},{"id":"42118115282125876","sort":"70656","type":1,"role":"41075725931358662","content":"我也要去。"},{"id":"42118115282125877","sort":"71680","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"走吧"},{"id":"42118115282125878","sort":"72704","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"他們?nèi)齻€人要出門的時候"},{"id":"42118115282125879","sort":"73728","type":1,"role":"41075578811953478","content":"我也要去"},{"id":"42118115282125880","sort":"74752","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"你還是好好待著吧。"},{"id":"42118115282125881","sort":"75776","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"我怕老師再看見你,直接從普通病房轉(zhuǎn)為Icu了。"},{"id":"42118115282125882","sort":"76800","type":1,"role":"41075725931358662","content":"哈哈哈哈"},{"id":"42118115282125883","sort":"77824","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"他們和主任說明白情況后。三人打車到了醫(yī)院。"},{"id":"42118115282125884","sort":"78848","type":1,"role":"42117252262638246","content":"未完待續(xù)……"}],"sentencecount":78}

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