{"body":[{"id":"41879884184138188","sort":"1","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"在很久很久以前（指2019年12月11日），一個(gè)作者開(kāi)了一本對(duì)話(huà)型新書(shū)，他先設(shè)置了兩位角色，一位叫白，一位叫綠（好隨意）。設(shè)置好角色后，他把第一章的標(biāo)題填上了“來(lái)個(gè)輕松的開(kāi)頭“，然后他就不想寫(xiě)了。"},{"id":"41879887422138106","sort":"1025","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"？"},{"id":"41879887959011782","sort":"2049","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"？"},{"id":"41879982448287595","sort":"3073","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"怎么？旁白開(kāi)個(gè)玩笑你兩還當(dāng)真了？這本書(shū)的作者又不是鴿子精轉(zhuǎn)世，不會(huì)那么輕易的咕咕咕的。（但這不代表作者不會(huì)咕）"},{"id":"41879992648827423","sort":"4097","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"那么，我兩的人設(shè)作者想好沒(méi)？"},{"id":"41880011707758896","sort":"5121","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"這本書(shū)的世界觀(guān)和大致劇情能否透露下？"},{"id":"41880081215752589","sort":"6145","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"你們兩個(gè)，一個(gè)負(fù)責(zé)說(shuō)話(huà)，另一個(gè)也負(fù)責(zé)說(shuō)話(huà)。大致劇情就是作者一人分飾多角色在自嗨。"},{"id":"41880106197039660","sort":"7169","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"......這作者的腦子沒(méi)問(wèn)題吧？"},{"id":"41880119065152489","sort":"8193","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"比起這個(gè)，我更想知道作者能在這本新書(shū)里寫(xiě)什么。"},{"id":"41880126598134469","sort":"9217","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"我也想知道。"},{"id":"41880159598905643","sort":"10241","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"不是，這作者該不會(huì)開(kāi)這個(gè)新坑就是想來(lái)水文吧？"},{"id":"41880168742492983","sort":"11265","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"很有可能"},{"id":"41880207128770612","sort":"12289","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"但是這樣無(wú)聊的小說(shuō)不會(huì)有人來(lái)看啊！我們的存在像是剛鉆出土壤就凋零的萌芽這有什么意義？"},{"id":"41880239341019866","sort":"13313","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"不，小綠，只要我們認(rèn)清一個(gè)事實(shí)，那就能繼續(xù)存活下去。"},{"id":"41880244424522888","sort":"14337","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"什么事實(shí)？"},{"id":"41880295158823981","sort":"15361","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"剛才旁白不是說(shuō)了么，作者在一人分飾多角，也就是說(shuō)我們兩都是作者，我們有能力在這本書(shū)存活下去。"},{"id":"41880312070254131","sort":"16385","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"好像是哦。"},{"id":"41880328193149479","sort":"17409","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"那么具體該怎么做呢？"},{"id":"41880360657075577","sort":"18433","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"我們可以......"},{"id":"41880362267688679","sort":"19457","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"偷聽(tīng)......"},{"id":"41880368173253837","sort":"20481","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"QQ上私聊你"},{"id":"41880371948138347","sort":"21505","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"？？？？？？？"},{"id":"41880418907561197","sort":"22529","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"哦，原來(lái)如此原來(lái)如此。"},{"id":"41880422128787494","sort":"23553","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"你倆說(shuō)了啥？"},{"id":"41880438234917680","sort":"24577","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"那么，下一章再見(jiàn)。"},{"id":"41880441204483386","sort":"25601","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"拜拜ヾ(?ω?`)o"},{"id":"41880444425702242","sort":"26625","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？"},{"id":"41880462410877566","sort":"27649","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"慢著，內(nèi)容不滿(mǎn)30條無(wú)法發(fā)布。"},{"id":"41880472594656856","sort":"28673","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"再水幾條不就能發(fā)布了？"},{"id":"41880478500237095","sort":"29697","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"你們?cè)趧e處到底說(shuō)了什么？"},{"id":"41880483332073197","sort":"30721","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"不知道"},{"id":"41880484691021438","sort":"31745","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"不知道"},{"id":"41880491938780239","sort":"32769","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"標(biāo)點(diǎn)符號(hào)都不打上！你們水的太過(guò)分了！"}],"sentencecount":33}