{"body":[{"id":"41977369221119670","sort":"1","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"咳咳，截止到2019年12月15日22點(diǎn)16分，作者驚奇的發(fā)現(xiàn)這本小說(shuō)有10個(gè)人留下了評(píng)論。這讓作者很驚訝，因?yàn)檫@本小說(shuō)本來(lái)就是作者用來(lái)自嗨的小說(shuō)，壓根就沒(méi)想到會(huì)有人看。"},{"id":"41977420743947642","sort":"1025","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"但是突然發(fā)現(xiàn)有人留下評(píng)論的感覺(jué)，蠻爽的（小激動(dòng)）。書中的人物，設(shè)定，劇情都極其隨便，作者在前面的章節(jié)也說(shuō)過(guò)這些事。（簡(jiǎn)單來(lái)講這本書就是個(gè)一堆字湊在一起拼成的雜亂語(yǔ)句收錄本）"},{"id":"41977458610117322","sort":"2049","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"讓我看看這10位讀者的頭像。分析一波男女比例。（思索）"},{"id":"41977465572669171","sort":"3073","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"我猜全是男讀者。"},{"id":"41977473625723482","sort":"4097","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"不，好像有一個(gè)妹子。"},{"id":"41977476846955172","sort":"5121","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"有兩個(gè)也說(shuō)不定。"},{"id":"41977479531313876","sort":"6145","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"這不科學(xué)，但我喜歡。"},{"id":"41977480353388312","sort":"7169","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"？"},{"id":"41977546640178536","sort":"8193","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"但是你們討論讀者的男女比例有啥用呢？這本書是個(gè)人都能看，內(nèi)容方面估計(jì)只有懂得很多梗的宅宅們適合觀看，還有純粹來(lái)打發(fā)時(shí)間的人。（叉腰）"},{"id":"41977553904705448","sort":"9217","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"啊，還有這本書的創(chuàng)作者。"},{"id":"41977591485671405","sort":"10241","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"但是無(wú)論如何，你都是穿著死庫(kù)水的白發(fā)單馬尾蘿莉，換句話說(shuō)就是本書的吉祥物。"},{"id":"41977602206303172","sort":"11265","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"但是無(wú)論如何，你都是穿著死庫(kù)水的白發(fā)單馬尾蘿莉，換句話說(shuō)就是本書的吉祥物。"},{"id":"41977644350678312","sort":"12289","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"你們............（得想個(gè)辦法偷偷改掉自己的人設(shè)）"},{"id":"41977650524684873","sort":"13313","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"白，把車門焊死。"},{"id":"41977654282782159","sort":"14337","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"了解。"},{"id":"41977670925781542","sort":"15361","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"^*^#&@)(*_&*$%#hgfjghk6504686￥*#￥…………（%#%**……￥￥#"},{"id":"41977692400625067","sort":"16385","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"本小說(shuō)不正經(jīng)，請(qǐng)不要忘了這點(diǎn)。"},{"id":"41977704211781487","sort":"17409","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"本小說(shuō)不正經(jīng)，請(qǐng)不要忘了這點(diǎn)。"},{"id":"41977737246123828","sort":"18433","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"既然這樣的話，那就給你們每人一記德式背摔！"},{"id":"41977787695210080","sort":"19457","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"我倒是無(wú)所謂，畢竟我的人設(shè)是在本書中一直隱藏身形的影之神，能力是逃跑百分百成功。白的人設(shè)只是個(gè)普通的女裝少年，不管你用什么招式都拿我沒(méi)辦法。"},{"id":"41977825292948024","sort":"20481","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"我倒是無(wú)所謂，畢竟我的人設(shè)是個(gè)普通的女裝少年，但是身上穿的這套女裝可以讓自己進(jìn)入無(wú)敵狀態(tài)。"},{"id":"41977835225058999","sort":"21505","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"女裝的無(wú)敵設(shè)定是什么時(shí)候加上去的？"},{"id":"41977836013597782","sort":"22529","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"就在剛才"},{"id":"41977844335086878","sort":"23553","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"................."},{"id":"41977867420543110","sort":"24577","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"這下子想讓他們吃點(diǎn)苦頭，得把設(shè)定改一改。"},{"id":"41977951440833302","sort":"25601","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"沒(méi)用的，我們?nèi)藦哪撤N意義上可以說(shuō)是作者的分身，力量是同等的，你要是想動(dòng)用你的權(quán)限更改我們的設(shè)定，我和白聯(lián)手就可以改回來(lái)，甚至是干涉你的權(quán)限。你還是放棄抵抗，老老實(shí)實(shí)當(dāng)個(gè)吉祥物吧。（囂張）"},{"id":"41977959493907513","sort":"26625","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"說(shuō)的沒(méi)錯(cuò)"},{"id":"41977982579350007","sort":"27649","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"但是，你們忘了，這本書的創(chuàng)作者腦回路清奇，本身還是個(gè)宅男的事實(shí)。"},{"id":"41977988484931406","sort":"28673","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"你想干嘛？"},{"id":"41977991454506223","sort":"29697","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"難道說(shuō)......"},{"id":"41978011855596519","sort":"30721","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"\/(ㄒoㄒ)\/~~（哭得很大聲）歐尼醬，他們欺負(fù)我。"},{"id":"41978034941038716","sort":"31745","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"居然是......"},{"id":"41978042172021824","sort":"32769","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"向作者賣萌以求增援......"},{"id":"41978077890722977","sort":"33793","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"旁白雙手掩面，哭聲不斷，可嘴角微微揚(yáng)起。（等我改了設(shè)定后，就把你們好好的修理一頓。）"},{"id":"41978123256315758","sort":"34817","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"作者本人：停一下，我雖然是個(gè)宅，但我不是妹控。你這聲歐尼醬說(shuō)的我毛骨悚然，怪難受的。"},{"id":"41978131024152647","sort":"35841","type":1,"role":"41879323154032215","content":"旁白：“嗯？”"},{"id":"41978132366330287","sort":"36865","type":1,"role":"41879489869225854","content":"嗯？"},{"id":"41978133188420966","sort":"37889","type":1,"role":"41879479668672295","content":"嗯？"},{"id":"41978173705388793","sort":"38913","type":1,"role":"418793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