第 1 話
{"sentencecount":116,"body":[{"id":43267426787312030,"sort":1024,"type":1,"role":43267416603546495,"content":"叮咚","status":1},{"id":43267428951580775,"sort":2048,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"誰(shuí)啊","status":1},{"id":43267471632815303,"sort":3072,"type":2,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"43267493644531393","status":1},{"id":43267477538397103,"sort":4096,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"快遞!","status":1},{"id":43267512435014630,"sort":5120,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"放門(mén)外吧=_=","status":1},{"id":43267519414327671,"sort":6144,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"您需要簽收一下","status":1},{"id":43267534178282809,"sort":7168,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"我說(shuō)放門(mén)外,你聽(tīng)不懂嗎(。?`ω′?)","status":1},{"id":43267552431884790,"sort":8192,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"朕聽(tīng)不懂(╯-_-)╯╧╧","status":1},{"id":43267566658965435,"sort":9216,"type":1,"role":43267416603546495,"content":"河風(fēng)咔嚓跪在地上","status":1},{"id":43267569343321031,"sort":10240,"type":2,"role":43267416603546495,"content":"43267611487688332","status":1},{"id":43267579275441180,"sort":11264,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"什么鬼⊙?⊙?","status":1},{"id":43267584644138110,"sort":12288,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"朕要你開(kāi)門(mén)!","status":1},{"id":43267595381566051,"sort":13312,"type":1,"role":43267416603546495,"content":"門(mén)開(kāi),河風(fēng)跪在地上","status":1},{"id":43267625177902310,"sort":14336,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"我為什么控制不住我自己?你是什么人?Σ(?д?|||)??","status":1},{"id":43267645847430339,"sort":15360,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"這是人住的地方嗎?","status":1},{"id":43267652826749113,"sort":16384,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"嘖嘖,這味兒...","status":1},{"id":43267663815830509,"sort":17408,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"你他媽的什么鬼","status":1},{"id":43267683159957810,"sort":18432,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"吾乃話帝","status":1},{"id":43267685290659595,"sort":19456,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"說(shuō)人話","status":1},{"id":43267687991801104,"sort":20480,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"磕頭","status":1},{"id":43267698729218288,"sort":21504,"type":1,"role":43267416603546495,"content":"Duang Duang Duang....河風(fēng)一直磕頭","status":1},{"id":43267708644544297,"sort":22528,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"?!饇 ̄|_ ?!饇 ̄|_停○| ̄|_","status":1},{"id":43267779259855171,"sort":23552,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"那個(gè),啊,疼疼疼,啊啊。哥...哥們,不是,啊,無(wú)奶...弟?畫(huà)帝?","status":1},{"id":43267782195863372,"sort":24576,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"停","status":1},{"id":43267792413195561,"sort":25600,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"我說(shuō)的是人話不?","status":1},{"id":43267795080768355,"sort":26624,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"不是!","status":1},{"id":43267820330479793,"sort":27648,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"━┳━ ━┳━","status":1},{"id":43267838852519500,"sort":28672,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"您說(shuō)的不是人話,是神話。是神話....T_T","status":1},{"id":43267849841593609,"sort":29696,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"你聽(tīng)好了,盒飯。","status":1},{"id":43267864605547297,"sort":30720,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"河風(fēng),嘿嘿,河風(fēng)","status":1},{"id":43267891449099519,"sort":31744,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"從今天起,你盒飯就是第222代話帝。朕將皇位傳給你了。","status":1},{"id":43267895760834234,"sort":32768,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"(; ̄ェ ̄)","status":1},{"id":43267903528696093,"sort":33792,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"還不跪下接旨?","status":1},{"id":43267912940706532,"sort":34816,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"○| ̄|_","status":1},{"id":43267919920024537,"sort":35840,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"頭抬起來(lái),張嘴","status":1},{"id":43267947568889669,"sort":36864,"type":1,"role":43267416603546495,"content":"當(dāng)時(shí),他們的嘴唇只有0.01毫米的距離(*≧з)(ε≦*)","status":1},{"id":43267952383946313,"sort":37888,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"呸!","status":1},{"id":43267969295371115,"sort":38912,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"為什么吐口水?惡心死了","status":1},{"id":43267974664083299,"sort":39936,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"別吐,咽下去","status":1},{"id":43267987012117087,"sort":40960,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"你現(xiàn)在有了傳國(guó)玉璽","status":1},{"id":43267990770216868,"sort":41984,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"什么是傳國(guó)玉璽?","status":1},{"id":43267997497868769,"sort":43008,"type":1,"role":43267416603546497,"content":"你是真正的話帝了","status":1},{"id":43268012513489045,"sort":44032,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"喂,說(shuō)什么呢?玉璽在哪呢?傳什么國(guó)啊。喂別走啊。話帝是什么鬼啊。","status":1},{"id":43268016019917575,"sort":45056,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"能不能先讓我起來(lái)!喂,別走啊","status":1},{"id":43268037763187523,"sort":46080,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"喂!","status":1},{"id":43268065948915719,"sort":47104,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"媽的混蛋!","status":1},{"id":43268157216976341,"sort":48128,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"說(shuō)誰(shuí)混蛋呢?","status":1},{"id":43268207145963130,"sort":49152,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"沒(méi)說(shuō)你,剛才走那個(gè)","status":1},{"id":43268209293455033,"sort":50176,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"哪個(gè)?","status":1},{"id":43268213319991105,"sort":51200,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"就那個(gè)戴口罩的啊。","status":1},{"id":43268217614943087,"sort":52224,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"你不會(huì)是傻了吧。哪有人?","status":1},{"id":43268281234155186,"sort":53248,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"這玩笑可開(kāi)不得哈。","status":1},{"id":43268308346137863,"sort":54272,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"你跪著干嘛?","status":1},{"id":43268316667641335,"sort":55296,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"不是你真沒(méi)看見(jiàn)剛才那個(gè)戴口罩的人?","status":1},{"id":43268319888853805,"sort":56320,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"比我高點(diǎn),黑色衣服。","status":1},{"id":43268337874033574,"sort":57344,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"差不多得了,別跟我打馬虎眼。你都可以當(dāng)編劇了","status":1},{"id":43268350222067861,"sort":58368,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"大上個(gè)月說(shuō)你姥爺去世了,上個(gè)月你爺爺,這個(gè)月怎么,你哥還魂了唄。","status":1},{"id":43268352369551947,"sort":59392,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"不是。我真沒(méi)騙你。","status":1},{"id":43268357469826936,"sort":60416,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"真有個(gè)人...","status":1},{"id":43268374112828515,"sort":61440,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"得,我不管是有人還是有鬼,你就是有皇帝來(lái)了,也得交房租。錢(qián),拿來(lái)。","status":1},{"id":43268409814729877,"sort":62464,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"話帝?","status":1},{"id":43268417330930666,"sort":63488,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"對(duì),剛才那個(gè)人,一進(jìn)屋我就跪這了。我現(xiàn)在都站不起來(lái)。","status":1},{"id":43268422162770258,"sort":64512,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"能拉我一把嗎?","status":1},{"id":43268424310254622,"sort":65536,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"你倒是起來(lái)啊。","status":1},{"id":43268425652435356,"sort":66560,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"你用力啊","status":1},{"id":43268430215832465,"sort":67584,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"這么玩就沒(méi)意思了","status":1},{"id":43268431558010179,"sort":68608,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"我真站不起來(lái)。","status":1},{"id":43268437463591563,"sort":69632,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"要不煩您報(bào)個(gè)警?","status":1},{"id":43268462964962534,"sort":70656,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"你這戲過(guò)了哈。","status":1},{"id":43268477728908438,"sort":71680,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"真...真站不起來(lái)了。","status":1},{"id":43268501082786009,"sort":72704,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"▄█?█●","status":1},{"id":43268529536948144,"sort":73728,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"什么鬼?我為什么跪著了?","status":1},{"id":43268544300894689,"sort":74752,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"我好像能站著了。呀呀,麻了。","status":1},{"id":43268657312231001,"sort":75776,"type":1,"role":43267416603546495,"content":"河風(fēng)腿軟把韻姐撲倒了","status":1},{"id":43268664291552239,"sort":76800,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"哎,你從我身上滾開(kāi)。","status":1},{"id":43268671539311247,"sort":77824,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"對(duì)不住。我不是故意的。跪了太久了。","status":1},{"id":43268739721919851,"sort":78848,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"那就請(qǐng)你起來(lái)。","status":1},{"id":43268764149535128,"sort":79872,"type":1,"role":43267416603546495,"content":"五分鐘之后,韻姐躺在河風(fēng)家的沙發(fā)上。","status":1},{"id":43268779718793521,"sort":80896,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"你看著沒(méi)這么沉啊","status":1},{"id":43268782940026364,"sort":81920,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"現(xiàn)在怎么辦?","status":1},{"id":43268784550639507,"sort":82944,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"我也不知道啊","status":1},{"id":43268846274017646,"sort":83968,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"報(bào)警吧。","status":1},{"id":43268849763670129,"sort":84992,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"你現(xiàn)在信了吧。","status":1},{"id":43268854880715918,"sort":86016,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"我信你個(gè)鬼。","status":1},{"id":43268864527625153,"sort":87040,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"別報(bào)警啊。","status":1},{"id":43268868034054425,"sort":88064,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"你把電話還我。不然我喊人了。","status":1},{"id":43268905078151689,"sort":89088,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"你敢喊,我就敢把內(nèi)褲塞你嘴里。","status":1},{"id":43268907762507020,"sort":90112,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"你這算綁架了。","status":1},{"id":43268943447639697,"sort":91136,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"哎呦我的姑奶奶,給我倆膽我也不敢綁您啊。","status":1},{"id":43268954470281422,"sort":92160,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"這里里外外誰(shuí)不知道您是趙太子的...","status":1},{"id":43268974049292543,"sort":93184,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"的什么?s(?`ヘ′?;)ゞ","status":1},{"id":43268975928341120,"sort":94208,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"那個(gè)。","status":1},{"id":43268979954868943,"sort":95232,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"滾他媽的蛋","status":1},{"id":43269022636112281,"sort":96256,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"⊙?⊙!","status":1},{"id":43269026662630886,"sort":97280,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"你趕緊的,給我放了。","status":1},{"id":43269030420740529,"sort":98304,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"您現(xiàn)在可以走啊","status":1},{"id":43269034195609333,"sort":99328,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"跪著走嗎?","status":1},{"id":43269038490579203,"sort":100352,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"反正我沒(méi)攬著。(′-ι_-`)","status":1},{"id":43269067213174966,"sort":101376,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"那我為什么站不起來(lái)了。","status":1},{"id":43269083050866917,"sort":102400,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"你現(xiàn)在信了吧。我真沒(méi)演戲。那個(gè)戴口罩的進(jìn)來(lái)之后我就一直跪著,然后就~%?…;# *’☆&℃$︿★? 亂碼","status":1},{"id":43269096187414654,"sort":103424,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"停,我不想聽(tīng)你這些廢話。我信了,行了吧。能讓我站起來(lái)了嗎?","status":1},{"id":43269109609186744,"sort":104448,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"姐,你沒(méi)聽(tīng)明白,我意思是,~%?…;# *’☆&℃$︿★? 亂碼。我說(shuō)我真站不起來(lái)了,然后你就跪了,我就起來(lái)了。","status":1},{"id":43269113920945517,"sort":105472,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"怎么廢話那么多,到底有招沒(méi)招。","status":1},{"id":43269115246333856,"sort":106496,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"等等?","status":1},{"id":43269123299399938,"sort":107520,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"真站不起來(lái)了?朕站不起來(lái)了?","status":1},{"id":43269127057493914,"sort":108544,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"你在說(shuō)什么呢。什么真站不起來(lái)了了","status":1},{"id":43269135932651652,"sort":109568,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"哦。我懂了。\( ̄︶ ̄)/","status":1},{"id":43269145864751355,"sort":110592,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"懂個(gè)屁啊。","status":1},{"id":43269164655233270,"sort":111616,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"咳咳,韻姐,站起來(lái)吧","status":1},{"id":43269182640407938,"sort":112640,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"你站那么高干嘛?","status":1},{"id":43269187740691044,"sort":113664,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"咳咳,平身","status":1},{"id":43269190139837649,"sort":114688,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"別鬧了...","status":1},{"id":43269196867488947,"sort":115712,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"站不起來(lái)嗎?","status":1},{"id":43269200357150963,"sort":116736,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"你說(shuō)呢?","status":1},{"id":43269203293168721,"sort":117760,"type":1,"role":43267416603546496,"content":"不應(yīng)該啊","status":1},{"id":43269215641200058,"sort":118784,"type":1,"role":43268605218974058,"content":"應(yīng)該個(gè)屁啊,趕緊他媽下來(lái)。","status":1}]}