第五 不敢相信!我和椅子發(fā)微信
{"body":[{"id":"44193201904921018","sort":"1","type":2,"role":"44080993183176164","content":"44193201888138566"},{"id":"44193369928735539","sort":"1025","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"喂,普通人"},{"id":"44193373149962271","sort":"2049","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"……我簡直不敢相信"},{"id":"44193375565882266","sort":"3073","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"我在和一把**用微信聊天"},{"id":"44193390866704093","sort":"4097","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"請稱呼我的名字,駟馬"},{"id":"44193431937330358","sort":"5121","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"好,駟馬,能不能麻煩你幫我解釋一下,你和學長,到底是什么物種?"},{"id":"44193440527262981","sort":"6145","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"神仙?妖怪?"},{"id":"44193442943175685","sort":"7169","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"這個嘛……"},{"id":"44193459317736922","sort":"8193","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"嚴格說起來,主人他和你是一樣的"},{"id":"44193470323594175","sort":"9217","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"但是,你們都擁有一種特殊的能力,也就是剛才主人說的,你和他擁有同樣的體質"},{"id":"44193490456261804","sort":"10241","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"等等,我覺得我一直以來都沒有什么特殊能力啊!我高考要不是藝術類加分的優(yōu)勢也很難進一本??!"},{"id":"44193497183927104","sort":"11265","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"……特殊的能力,和智商沒有必然的聯(lián)系"},{"id":"44193499599831194","sort":"12289","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"……"},{"id":"44193513826914086","sort":"13313","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"你要不要這么直接……"},{"id":"44193535838624997","sort":"14337","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"這種特殊的能力,可以解釋為是異常強大的腦電波,能夠把自己的意念化形"},{"id":"44193539865161670","sort":"15361","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"比如我"},{"id":"44193547633012443","sort":"16385","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"我就是主人用意念化形出來滴"},{"id":"44193554897548717","sort":"17409","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"但我不能算是實體,我只是他意念的承載"},{"id":"44193558638859045","sort":"18433","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"只要主人喜歡,我可以化形為任何樣子"},{"id":"44193566155050733","sort":"19457","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"等等,我是不是可以理解為,你還能變身???"},{"id":"44193570198361759","sort":"20481","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"嗯,就是這個意思"},{"id":"44193579039964782","sort":"21505","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"那為什么別人看不到你,我卻能看到呢?"},{"id":"44193591387980306","sort":"22529","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"只有擁有同樣強大腦電波的人,才能夠感應到我的存在"},{"id":"44193596488258069","sort":"23553","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"那也就是說,我也可以用自己的腦電波化形???"},{"id":"44193601068439353","sort":"24577","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"這太酷了吧?。?!"},{"id":"44193615563957026","sort":"25601","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"那我要化個什么好呢???"},{"id":"44193697688429922","sort":"26625","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"別天真了,這個能力,你雖然有,但是未必能駕馭"},{"id":"44193710304890962","sort":"27649","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"什么!"},{"id":"44193715673610491","sort":"28673","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"有的人,終其一生都無法駕馭"},{"id":"44193721327523857","sort":"29697","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"我可以學??!"},{"id":"44193732870253296","sort":"30721","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"有沒有什么秘籍?口訣?或者什么其他方式?"},{"id":"44193735537827738","sort":"31745","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"都沒有,純靠運氣"},{"id":"44193742533922142","sort":"32769","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"這……"},{"id":"44193758371612227","sort":"33793","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"但是,能駕馭這種能力,也未必是一件好事"},{"id":"44193767498425296","sort":"34817","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"意念化形唉?。?!牛逼死了好不好?。?!簡直就是開掛了的人生啊?。?!"},{"id":"44193784124652206","sort":"35841","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"任何能力,要使用它,就必須要付出同等的代價,能量守恒定律你學過吧?"},{"id":"44193788956476927","sort":"36865","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"……什么代價?"},{"id":"44193795415711771","sort":"37889","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"現(xiàn)在和你說這個沒有意義,以后你會知道的"},{"id":"44193805079391434","sort":"38913","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"總之,你如果不想因此付出代價,那就你當作什么都沒有看見"},{"id":"44193807478537514","sort":"39937","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"作為一個普通人,繼續(xù)過你的日子"},{"id":"44193813920974358","sort":"40961","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"那你們之前說的“那件事”到底是什么?"},{"id":"44193818769599179","sort":"41985","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"起碼讓我知道會不會對我有影響,我會不會因此有危險??!"},{"id":"44193821168733622","sort":"43009","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"那件事……"},{"id":"44193824121529213","sort":"44033","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"主人還在調查"},{"id":"44193828148062589","sort":"45057","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"如果和你有關,或者你有危險"},{"id":"44193837023200393","sort":"46081","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"你可以給我發(fā)個消息,我會盡量來救你"},{"id":"44193839439124492","sort":"47105","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"什么叫“盡量”?!"},{"id":"44193853380991798","sort":"48129","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"對啊,盡量,因為也不排除有主人都無法控制的情況發(fā)生"},{"id":"44193909483998906","sort":"49153","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"……你這么一說,我更覺得我有必要知道這是個什么事情了?。?!"},{"id":"44193923727862945","sort":"50177","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"以現(xiàn)在的情況,你還沒有必要知道"},{"id":"44193930170306466","sort":"51201","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"更何況,人在危急之下,可以激發(fā)自己無限的潛能"},{"id":"44193943592087414","sort":"52225","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"說不定你的特殊能力就這樣被激發(fā)出來了,那豈不是因禍得福?"},{"id":"44193947618621324","sort":"53249","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"這樣啊……"},{"id":"44193973388413987","sort":"54273","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"那學長是如何得知自己有這種化形的能力?"},{"id":"44194001557368491","sort":"55297","type":1,"role":"44173167493099314","content":"呵呵,主人的能力又何止化形"},{"id":"44194025196461169","sort":"56321","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"?。。?},{"id":"44194034323270138","sort":"57345","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"你的意思是說,學長他還有其他不可思議的能力?"},{"id":"44194041839458832","sort":"58369","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"比如???"},{"id":"44194046402865563","sort":"59393","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"駟馬,你們聊夠了沒?"},{"id":"44194051503143807","sort":"60417","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"我們要出發(fā)了"},{"id":"44194056871846030","sort":"61441","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"出發(fā)?去哪里?能不能帶上我?"},{"id":"44194062240558954","sort":"62465","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"你還有24小時做下一期節(jié)目"},{"id":"44194065713435855","sort":"63489","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"做不好,即刻開除"},{"id":"44194067055613853","sort":"64513","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"……"},{"id":"44194078866780472","sort":"65537","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"學長,我現(xiàn)在哪里來的心情做節(jié)目啊……"},{"id":"44194088815665238","sort":"66561","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"那你就去找黎樂"},{"id":"44194090409508729","sort":"67585","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"讓他給你出出主意"},{"id":"44194098194125996","sort":"68609","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"說到黎樂學長"},{"id":"44194104384928063","sort":"69633","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"他說他看不到駟馬,那是不是說明他沒有這樣的能力?"},{"id":"44194106247190582","sort":"70657","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"嗯"},{"id":"44194109485195819","sort":"71681","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"那,那知道學長你……的事嗎?"},{"id":"44194111615907957","sort":"72705","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"知道一些"},{"id":"44194112958085714","sort":"73729","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"知道一些???"},{"id":"44194126128188178","sort":"74753","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"他……無意間被我連累了"},{"id":"44194130943259558","sort":"75777","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"所以知道了一些"},{"id":"44194135254997174","sort":"76801","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"哦?"},{"id":"44194141697457134","sort":"77825","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"你最好不要去找他八卦"},{"id":"44194146512507838","sort":"78849","type":1,"role":"44081465092713012","content":"否則我連他一起開除"},{"id":"44194149482073790","sort":"79873","type":1,"role":"44081091162121490","content":"好吧……"},{"id":"44194154297140225","sort":"80897","type":2,"role":"44080993183176164","content":"44194154297140220"}],"sentencecount":80}